<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000</id><updated>2011-11-28T02:27:11.299+02:00</updated><category term='Filme'/><category term='Ganduri dezOrdonate'/><category term='Umor si amor'/><category term='Bancuri'/><category term='Topuri'/><category term='Pets'/><category term='Din viata de zi cu zi'/><category term='Meditatie'/><category term='SF'/><category term='Fim'/><category term='Curiozitati'/><category term='Diverse'/><category term='Video'/><category term='Funny'/><title type='text'>dezOrdinea zilei</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>16</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-4365949228960640224</id><published>2010-01-23T21:23:00.023+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T21:50:52.603+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ganduri dezOrdonate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Din viata de zi cu zi'/><title type='text'>In nopti cand ma-mbratisezi . . .</title><summary type='text'>"Nu lasa visele sa piara,  daca visele mor, viata nu este decat o pasare cu aripi rupte care nu mai poate sa zboare."De cele mai multe ori ne intrebam ce este iubirea. Cum ne dam seama ca iubim o persoana, ca suntem indragostite?Cele mai multe dintre noi am spune ca fluturasii din stomac sunt primul semn ca iubim. Dar oare chiar asa stau lucrurile?Cu ce instrumente masuram emotiile ca sa stim ca </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/4365949228960640224/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/energia-iubirii-vis-sau-iluzie.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/4365949228960640224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/4365949228960640224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/energia-iubirii-vis-sau-iluzie.html' title='In nopti cand ma-mbratisezi . . .'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1tWjHfdHAI/AAAAAAAAAXc/IoMzSva2H6A/s72-c/dream+girl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-1507509745230544650</id><published>2010-01-23T18:31:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T22:47:13.536+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Filme'/><title type='text'>It`s movie time !</title><summary type='text'>Pretty Woman(1990, regia Gary Marshall, cu Julia Roberts si Richard Gere)Tagline (fraza ce rezuma ideea filmului):"Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker? "O intalnire intamplatoare intre o prostituata si un miliardar serios si atragator. Ea reuseste sa-l surprinda nu numai prin frumusete si farmec, dar si prin personalitatea si spiritul ei vioi. Dupa o aventura de o noapte, el se hotaraste </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/1507509745230544650/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-movie-time_23.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/1507509745230544650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/1507509745230544650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-movie-time_23.html' title='It`s movie time !'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-2820398991449681708</id><published>2010-01-23T17:39:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T23:53:11.934+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bancuri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Umor si amor'/><title type='text'>Umor cu amor 2</title><summary type='text'>Doua batrane sporovaiesc la o cafeluta:-Am auzit draga, ca-ti plac filmele sexi!-Si de ce sa nu-mi placa? La cei saptezeci de ani ai mei e o placere total nevinovata.-Da, dar iti cumperi mereu bilet in primul rand din fata. De ce, nu vezi bine?-Ba da, dar nu vreau sa asist la ce se intampla in randurile din spatele meu!Un consilier in probleme de cuplu, o intreaba pe sotie:- Care este problema, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/2820398991449681708/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/umor-cu-amor-2.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/2820398991449681708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/2820398991449681708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/umor-cu-amor-2.html' title='Umor cu amor 2'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-7131248743083701915</id><published>2010-01-23T17:13:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T23:53:20.738+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bancuri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Umor si amor'/><title type='text'>Umor cu amor</title><summary type='text'>O femeie si un barbat in lift.Liftul porneste dar dupa doua etaje, femeia opreste liftul, privindu-l provocator pe barbat.Apoi se dezbraca, isi arunca patetic hainele pe jos si ii cere:- Hai, fa-ma sa ma simt femeie!Barbatul se gandeste putin, isi dezbraca camasa, o arunca pe jos si ii spune calm:- Hai, spal-o si calc-o.Un detinut, care a petrecut zece ani in inchisoare pentru crima, reuseste sa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/7131248743083701915/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/umor-cu-amor.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/7131248743083701915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/7131248743083701915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/umor-cu-amor.html' title='Umor cu amor'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-2961414246080914024</id><published>2010-01-19T12:40:00.024+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T19:34:39.345+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Din viata de zi cu zi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Taxa pe sex ;))  Sa ne amuzam putin . . .</title><summary type='text'>Luata in considerare de cateva luni, de ministrii cabinetului Boc, la propunerea europarlamentarului pe probleme de sanatate si familie, Mircea Pascu si a ministrului de finante Sebastian Vladescu, taxa pe sex premarital si relatii intraconjugale a trecut fara probleme prin parlament, fiind adoptata cu 350 de voturi pentru, 70 de voturi impotriva si 6 abtineri.Considerata alaturi de taxa pe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/2961414246080914024/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/taxa-pe-sex-sa-ne-amuzam-putin.html#comment-form' title='2 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/2961414246080914024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/2961414246080914024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/taxa-pe-sex-sa-ne-amuzam-putin.html' title='Taxa pe sex ;))  Sa ne amuzam putin . . .'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1WfxBE_GgI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/-O8NwPoXXCA/s72-c/Bravo.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-7820420655739646940</id><published>2010-01-13T22:08:00.006+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T23:21:47.272+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Curiozitati'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meditatie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SF'/><title type='text'>Stiinta sau superstitie?</title><summary type='text'>“2012: Stiinta sau superstitie” este unul dintre cele mai bune documentare aparute in ultima vreme. Este vorba de un documentar care analizeaza evenimentele ce ar trebui sa aiba loc pe data de 21 decembrie 2012, atat din perspectiva stiintifica, cat si spirituala.Oare se va petrece ceva la aceasta data? Conform credintelor mayase, da, pentru ca atunci se va sfarsi un lung ciclu de timp, ce </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/7820420655739646940/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/stiinta-sau-superstitie.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/7820420655739646940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/7820420655739646940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/stiinta-sau-superstitie.html' title='Stiinta sau superstitie?'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-1142025161360108037</id><published>2010-01-07T23:49:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T23:15:32.455+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Filme'/><title type='text'>It`s movie time !</title><summary type='text'>August Rush(2007, regia                                         Kirsten Sheridan, cu                                         Freddie Highmore,                                         Keri Russell)Un film despre candoarea si puritatea de a fi copil, despre geniul muzical, o poveste de dragoste si mai ales un film despre frumusete.Tanarul chitarist irlandez Louis si frumoasa violoncelista Lyla se </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/1142025161360108037/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-movie-time_07.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/1142025161360108037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/1142025161360108037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-movie-time_07.html' title='It`s movie time !'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-6836268943465308229</id><published>2010-01-07T23:40:00.012+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T23:44:26.678+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Cine-a zis ca animalele nu se imbata?</title><summary type='text'>Marula (Sclerocarya birrea) este un arbore de marime medie, care se gaseste in sudul si vestul Africii. Nimic deosebit pana acum. Doar ca fructele pe care le face sunt deosebite, in sensul ca ele contin . . . alcool.Si ce se intampla oare cand aceste fructe sunt mancate de animalele salbatice?Se dezlantuie o mare petrecere in care toate sunt ametite de aburii alcoolului, de la maimute, struti, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/6836268943465308229/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/cine-zis-ca-animalele-nu-se-imbata.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6836268943465308229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6836268943465308229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2010/01/cine-zis-ca-animalele-nu-se-imbata.html' title='Cine-a zis ca animalele nu se imbata?'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1S8NeXk5yI/AAAAAAAAAUg/OPdYncwjNDg/s72-c/marula_tree.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-6646829076168345133</id><published>2009-12-06T22:16:00.006+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T01:11:06.204+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Masaj senzual</title><summary type='text'>O blonda maseaza un negru  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/6646829076168345133/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/masaj-senzual.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6646829076168345133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6646829076168345133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/masaj-senzual.html' title='Masaj senzual'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S0ZpyIdN6iI/AAAAAAAAAT4/BxXK2m7mkyk/s72-c/smiley_sjov_mus.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-8519040082494800822</id><published>2009-12-06T22:13:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T23:53:56.977+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bancuri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Umor si amor'/><title type='text'>Banc: Noptea nuntii</title><summary type='text'>Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii . . . Maria statea in pat, intr-o tinuta sexy, si il astepta pe Ion, care se uita pe fereastra. Asteapta ea o jumatate de ora, dupa care ii spune:- Hai, ma Ioane, ce faci acolo?- Stai, fa, ca vin acu!Inca o jumate de ora si Maria zice:- Hai, ma Ioane, ca te astept! Sunt numai a ta! Ia-ma!- Ho, fa, ca vin acu, ce te grabesti asa?Peste inca o jumate de ora, Maria se </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/8519040082494800822/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/noptea-nuntii.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/8519040082494800822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/8519040082494800822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/noptea-nuntii.html' title='Banc: Noptea nuntii'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-5470180525257545705</id><published>2009-12-06T22:10:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T21:23:05.960+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Atentie unde aruncati guma de mestecat !</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/5470180525257545705/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/atentie-unde-aruncati-guma-de-mestecat.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/5470180525257545705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/5470180525257545705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/atentie-unde-aruncati-guma-de-mestecat.html' title='Atentie unde aruncati guma de mestecat !'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-6869678123511408183</id><published>2009-12-06T21:53:00.011+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T21:54:15.277+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Curiozitati'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Topuri'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Diverse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meditatie'/><title type='text'>Lucruri care trebuiesc evitate cat traiesti :</title><summary type='text'>1. Sa n-ai nimic sfant2. Sa faci rau constient3. Sa ai doar idealuri egoiste4. Sa accepti desacralizarea vietii5. Sa accepti compania ticalosilor sau sa te complaci in compania mediocrilor6. Sa te multumesti cu putin de la ceea ce vrei sa realizezi in viata7. Ceea ce stii, sa tii numai pentru tine8. Sa n-ai onoare sau coloana vertebrala9. Sa-ti furi singur caciula10. Sa refuzi sa te transformi in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/6869678123511408183/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/lucruri-de-evitat-in-viata.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6869678123511408183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6869678123511408183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/lucruri-de-evitat-in-viata.html' title='Lucruri care trebuiesc evitate cat traiesti :'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-415704648828628766</id><published>2009-12-06T21:49:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T21:54:35.911+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Diverse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meditatie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Din viata de zi cu zi'/><title type='text'>Copacul fericirii</title><summary type='text'>Zambeste tuturor.Construieste un album de familie.Numara stelele. Imita o persoana pe care o iubesti.Suna-ti prietenii. Spune-i cuiva "Mi-e dor de tine!"Vorbeste cu Dumnezeu. Redevino copilul de altadata.Sari coarda. Uita cuvantul "ranchiuna". Spune "DA".Tine-ti promisiunile. Razi! Cere ajutor. Schimba-ti pieptanatura.Fugi!!. Canta!!. Aminteste-ti de o aniversare. Ajuta un om sarac.Termina un </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/415704648828628766/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/copacul-fericirii.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/415704648828628766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/415704648828628766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/copacul-fericirii.html' title='Copacul fericirii'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-6197825833358678992</id><published>2009-12-06T21:44:00.016+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T10:59:17.572+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Curiozitati'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meditatie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Umor si amor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Ultimul trend in aberatii : sex-roboti si hibrizi om-animal</title><summary type='text'>In 2050 oamenii vor avea roboti pe post de amanti Expertul in inteligenta artificiala David Levy spune ca in 2050 oamenii vor face sex cu robotii. Asta e solutia pe care "inteligentul expert" o vede pentru cei care au probleme sociale, sunt timizi sau au probleme sentimentale, oameni care se simt singuri sau mizerabili si nu au o viata sexuala normala (sursa oficiala : Times).Deh... fiecare cu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/6197825833358678992/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/sex-roboti.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6197825833358678992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/6197825833358678992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/sex-roboti.html' title='Ultimul trend in aberatii : sex-roboti si hibrizi om-animal'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S0ZOP2XlmaI/AAAAAAAAAS4/QRQK6LAaThw/s72-c/Sex+robot.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-4600835215165825115</id><published>2009-12-06T21:40:00.008+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T22:13:38.749+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pets'/><title type='text'>Din lumea animala</title><summary type='text'>Mai jos va atasez in filmulet minunat, ceva pur, care ma face sa vad lumea altfel, ma face sa uit de toate pentru moment...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/4600835215165825115/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/un-filmulet-foarte-dragut.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/4600835215165825115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/4600835215165825115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/un-filmulet-foarte-dragut.html' title='Din lumea animala'/><author><name>dezOrdinea zilei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10992904185961320636</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2YzmPGrzSj8/S1snhT8weNI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PH7ZXJDrblc/S220/article-1017274-02511F2B0000044D-382_233x381_popup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41175201336559000.post-8659656894050607651</id><published>2009-12-06T21:29:00.027+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T21:53:58.969+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meditatie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Din viata de zi cu zi'/><title type='text'>Ti-ai dori o lume ideala? O lume mai frumoasa?</title><summary type='text'>Cred ca majoritatea celor ce vor citi acest post vor raspunde afirmativ la intrebarea mea.Cum ar arata lumea noastra daca omenirea ar fi la potentialul sau maxim?Sa ne oprim un moment din ceea ce facem si sa vedem viata noastra dintr-o alta perspectiva, o perspectiva mai larga . . . Atunci ne vom da seama ca in viata exista lucruri mult mai importante decat placerea de a merge intr-un supermarket</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/feeds/8659656894050607651/comments/default' title='Postare comentarii'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/cum-ar-arata-lumea-ideala.html#comment-form' title='0 comentarii'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/8659656894050607651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/41175201336559000/posts/default/8659656894050607651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dezordinea-zilei.blogspot.com/2009/12/cum-ar-arata-lumea-ideala.html' title='Ti-ai dori o lume ideala? 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